So it's my third day of riding on the bus to work, and I can now pronounce it a trend: When a pretty girl gets on the bus, she invariably sits next to me.
I'm young, fairly well dressed, clean shaven, and don't reek of booze. In short, I am the guy that every woman identifies as the least likely to grope her on the way to and from work. I am non-threatening.
I'm not sure how I feel about that.
But you can fix it pretty easily.
ReplyDeleteYou do actually do reek of booze, you know. A more logical explanation is that these women are winos. They like that stank.
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