Tuesday, June 17, 2008

GREAT QUOTES IN POLITICAL HISTORY: Nixon Edition

I leave you gentleman now and you will write it. You will interpret it. That's your right. But as I leave you I want you to know — just think how much you're going to be missing. You won't have Nixon to kick around any more, because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference and it will be one in which I have welcomed the opportunity to test wits with you.

— Richard M. Nixon, 1962, after losing the California Governorship; if only.

Fucking (literally) Boomers

Dear Fellow Millennials,

I regret to inform you that we are not nearly as slutty as the previous generation.

Rising Partisan ID

Here's a big fancy-pants academic paper explaining what I was talking about yesterday with the rise of two distinct national parties. He's got statistics and charts and graphs and everything!

Better News

Apparently a portal has opened up so that we can see into an alternate universe, far better than the one we live in...

More Ezra Charts

Inequality edition: Obama v. McCain tax plans

Monday, June 16, 2008

GREAT QUOTES IN POLITICAL HISTORY: Adlai Edition

That's not enough, madam, we need a majority!

— Adlai Stevenson, running for President in 1956; in response to the statement, "Senator, you have the vote of every thinking person!"

Citizenship Tests

The Germans have a new one, and so do we. I passed the German sample test with 5 out of 7 (c'mon, who doesn't know the capital of the Rhineland?), and the American one 10 out of 10.

I say unto you: Booyah!

I am a citizen of the world.
— Diogenes of Sinope

Black Lincoln

One would certainly expect any Senator from Illinois running for President to be a fan of Abraham Lincoln, but Barack Obama seems to be particularly fond of him. At first I thought this was strategic — Obama's way of embracing his blackness and black history while rejecting black nationalism. But Obama's affection for Lincoln appears to be completely genuine, and of an intensity usually reserved for nerd Presidents obsessing over Jefferson (JFK, WJC).

To wit: He launched his campaign in Springfield, Lincoln's city, rather than Chicago, his own. He's often cited Lincoln's relative level of experience in comparison with his own. He mentioned he had read the book "Team of Rivals", which describes Lincoln's cabinet. And then, through the googles, I find out that he was in the habit of writing essays like this before he ran for President. Obama has compared himself to the biblical Joshua on more than one occasion, and I always thought he meant for MLK to be Moses in the analogy. Now I'm not so sure. But whatever the case, it's clear that Obama is a major Lincoln groupie.

Now, this has probably occured to Obama before me, but Lincoln's greatest avoidable error was in 1864, when he chose Andrew Johnson (the only Southern Democratic Senator who remained loyal to the union) to be his second term Vice President. After Lincoln was killed, Johnson completely screwed up Reconstruction for three years (and was impeached for his troubles). How much better off would we as a country have been after the Civil War if Lincoln had chosen a better successor?

I'll bet this question, more than any electoral calculations, is weighing heavily on Barack Obama's mind these days.

Gore!

Gore Endorses Obama

Meanwhile, Barack Obama texted me to tell me to watch them hang out at 8:30 EST. It'll be live on the intarwebs or something.

Father's Day

So yesterday was Father's day, and I went over to my Dad's house for beer and cards and dinner and cake. We of course spent some time talking about the primary, my father being an enthusiastic Hillary supporter, and myself being an anybody-but-Hillary supporter. The topic of Michigan and Florida came up, and my father suggested that Edwards and Obama had conspired to remove their names from the Michigan ballot because they knew Hillary would win there. I argued, once again, that Obama would have won Michigan narrowly against Hillary, or by a pretty big margin with Edwards in the race playing "white man" spoiler. My father argued that since Michigan went early, Obama wouldn't have had time to compete there and Hillary would have won, since she was leading in the polls. I pointed out that Obama crushed Clinton in South Carolina. He replied "Oh, that was a Jesse Jackson state." Because, as we all know, states that Jesse Jackson won don't count this year. I replied:

"Ummm, Jesse Jackson won Michigan."

Hah! Nailed! That shut him up for a bit. Now I'm afraid that he'll do a little research today, find out that Michigan had a caucus in 1988, and e-mail me with that information — since, as we learned from the Clintons during the campaign — caucuses, along with African-Americans, don't count.

The Nationalization of American Political Parties

America is a big diverse country. Big diverse democracies usually have lots of parties, but American winner-take-all elections provide a natural political gravity towards a two party system. But this natural gravity doesn't necessarily result in the same two political parties everywhere in a nation.

Early American political contests were divided between two political ideologies, Federalism and Democracy, with the Federalists winning the fight over the Constitution, and then the Democrats winning the government in 1800. America was functionally a one-party (with many internal factions) nation for the next thirty years, until the contested election/Jacksonian reformation of 1824-32 resulted in the first nomination convention for the Democratic party. After this period a national two-party system arose (with first the Whigs and then the Republicans being the other party). But these two parties only existed within the context of Presidential races. Different regions, states, and even municipalities had a variety of parties.

By the twentieth century, most of these parties called themselves either "Democratic" or "Republican" parties (the last holdout is Minnesota, whose Democratic party still refers to itself as the Farmer-Democratic-Labor Party), but they weren't the same parties. Conservative Democrats in the south partnered with northern liberals to enact the New Deal, but balked when it came to universal health care because that would have meant integrated hospitals.

The coalitions that made up the Democratic began to fray under the strain of mass media, and the Civil Rights Act fractured the party. Beginning with Goldwater in 1964, Southern Democrats began to vote Republican in Presidential races, while voting for their conservative (and still Democratic) congressional representatives. During the age of Nixon and Reagan/Bush, this trend continued — the great era of bipartisanship, brought to you by Republican Presidents and Southern Democrats who agreed to put party aside in order to pursue shared racist goals.

After Clinton was elected in 1992, however, the GOP recognized that they needed congressional power to thwart Clinton's progressivism. Gingrich targeted conservative districts and states, mainly in the south, that had voted for Bush but re-elected a Democrat to congress in 1992. Ignore any other hogwash about that election — it was this re-alignment that gave the Republicans the Congress in 1994. Similarly, in 2006, anti-Bush backlash returned the Democrats to power — but not the old Democratic majority of the twentieth century, but rather through the old Republican stronghold in the North.

We have had, over the past two years, a new situation in American politics. The leftmost member of the party of the right (the Republicans) is more to the right than the rightmost member of the party of the left (the Democrats). Or to put it another way: every Democrat in congress is now more liberal than every Republican. The parties are now ideologically coherent national parties.

This means, among other things, that not very many people are going to "ticket-split" (vote for one party for President and another for Congress) this year. It also means that those numbers showing a huge advantage for Democrats in Partisan ID actually mean a huge advantage for all Democrats at the ballot box.

Pundits gazed in wonder at the 1994 election, marvelling that Gingrich had managed to "nationalize" the election in an off-year. In 1998, pundits were shocked that Clinton had managed to "nationalize" the impeachment backlash, to punish the Republican congress in an off-year. In 2002, the Republicans vanquished conventional wisdom by being able to "nationalize" the aftermath of 9/11 into a mid-term victory. And in 2006 Democrats surprised everyone by running against Bush and therefore being able to "nationalize" the election and take over congress.

In 2008, everyone will be taken aback that all of those people who said they were going to vote for the Democrats vote for both Obama and Democratic congresscritters. And in 2010 we'll have more surprises!

Hillary's Racist Supporters


McCain's got 'em now.


Shocking, I know.

RE: GQIPH: Red Scare Edition

Weston asks in comments:
Do you suppose that there's a difference in American politics today where that speech had the effects it had then vs. what it'd do in our current climate under similar circumstances, then?

I think the environments are completely different, and the partisan situation in D.C. is different. One of the reasons the Republicans were able to run the government for six years with such slim majorities was an unprecedented sense of partisan unity — a unity that has only been surpassed by the cohesion Grandma Nancy has forced on the House Dems over the past 3 years.

Joe McCarthy didn't represent even the majority of Republicans, let alone people in the country, but he was able to appear as he did, as long as people were afraid of him. Welch represented the Army, one of the most popular institutions in America, and by extension, the Republican President (Eisenhower). Now, if the excesses of the past few years were the work of out of control congressional Republicans, and the Republican executive sent a surrogate to the Hill to shame them into knocking it off, it would have a similar effect.

Obviously, such a situation is laughable, as the moral rot and corruption of the modern Republican party runs right through its core.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

GREAT QUOTES IN POLITICAL HISTORY: Red Scare Edition

Mr. Welch: Senator, you won't need anything in the record when I finish telling you this. Until this moment, Senator, I think I never really gauged your cruelty, or your recklessness. Fred Fisher is a young man who went to the Harvard Law School and came into my firm and is starting what looks to be a brilliant career with us. When I decided to work for this Committee, I asked Jim St. Clair, who sits on my right, to be my first assistant. I said to Jim, "Pick somebody in the firm to work under you that you would like." He chose Fred Fisher, and they came down on an afternoon plane. That night, when we had taken a little stab at trying to see what the case is about, Fred Fisher and Jim St. Clair and I went to dinner together. I then said to these two young men, "Boys, I don't know anything about you, except I've always liked you, but if there's anything funny in the life of either one of you that would hurt anybody in this case, you speak up quick."

And Fred Fisher said, "Mr. Welch, when I was in the law school, and for a period of months after, I belonged to the Lawyers' Guild," as you have suggested, Senator. He went on to say, "I am Secretary of the Young Republican's League in Newton with the son of [the] Massachusetts governor, and I have the respect and admiration of my community, and I'm sure I have the respect and admiration of the twenty-five lawyers or so in Hale & Dorr." And I said, "Fred, I just don't think I'm going to ask you to work on the case. If I do, one of these days that will come out, and go over national television, and it will just hurt like the dickens." And so, Senator, I asked him to go back to Boston. Little did I dream you could be so reckless and so cruel as to do an injury to that lad. It is, I regret to say, equally true that I fear he shall always bear a scar needlessly inflicted by you. If it were in my power to forgive you for your reckless cruelty, I would do so. I like to think I'm a gentle man, but your forgiveness will have to come from someone other than me.

Senator McCarthy: Mr. Chairman, may I say that Mr. Welch talks about this being cruel and reckless. He was just baiting. He has been baiting Mr. Cohn here for hours, requesting that Mr. Cohn before sundown get out of any department of the government anyone who is serving the Communist cause. Now, I just give this man's record and I want to say, Mr. Welch, that it had been labeled long before he became a member, as early as 1944 --

Mr. Welch: Senator, may we not drop this? We know he belonged to the Lawyers' Guild.

Senator McCarthy: Let me finish....

Mr. Welch: And Mr. Cohn nods his head at me. I did you, I think, no personal injury, Mr. Cohn?

Mr. Cohn: No, sir.

Mr. Welch: I meant to do you no personal injury.

Mr. Cohn: No, sir.

Mr. Welch: And if I did, I beg your pardon. Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator.

Senator McCarthy: Let's, let's --

Mr. Welch: You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?


— Senator Joe McCarthy and the army's chief legal representative, Joe Welch, in a public display that is often credited with ending Joe McCarthy's career.

Waterstone's story competition

Potter fans might find something interesting here.