Friday, February 27, 2009

Cranky Old Man

John McCain's twitter feed (yes, it's really him) is hilarious.

Merry Christmas

We're leaving.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Post unSOTU Thoughts

1. I just finished reading Watchmen tonight, in preparation for the movie. It is as good as everyone says it is, although I'm kind of cheesed off at how much Heroes steals from the book.

2. I grabbed some carrot sticks for a snack before realizing that we're out of Ranch dressing. So, for the first time in my life, I ate Thousand Island. In case you're still living in the same ignorance that I was up until an hour ago, Thousand Island Dressing is, in fact, the Big Mac's "Special Sauce".

3. Buying fuel efficient vehicles for the feds, high-speed rail, and disaster preparation all seem like pretty fucking good ideas, if you ask me.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Who's Year Is It?

Not even nominated, Beyoncé managed to steal the show last night at the Oscar's.

And yes, Cadillac Records was a much better movie than any of the Best Picture nominees last night, let alone the contrived "poverty porn" Slumdog Millionaire.

I loved Sean Penn's acceptance speech, though.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Presidential Rankings

This bit of silliness, C-Span's 2009 Presidential Rankings, is making the rounds. Not only is the concept stupid, but they are wrong. FDR belongs at the top of the list. Everyone knows that.

C-Span and all the media reports that I've read have attached some mystical significance to the fact that they asked "Historians", as if someone who specializes in Ancient Rome or Medieval China has any clue who the Presidents were, or what they did. Even if these guys are specialists in American History, they all have their biases.

Two seemingly unanswerable questions keep popping up in the media reports: Why did Grant go up ten spaces, and why did Hayes fall seven? These questions are easily answered if you regard the historians as mere mortals.

Grants reputation has been almost single-handedly rescued by this 2006 blog post by Nathan Newman. It flew across the liberal blogosphere after he posted it. It certainly affected my thinking of Grant, and I've been selling Newman's insights as my own for two and a half years now. Those mystical "Historians" are plugged into this stuff as well, and their opinions are malleable enough to raise Grant's standing by quite a lot.

And Hayes? RutherFRAUD B. Hayes stole the 1876 election. After eight years of Bush, who stole the 2000 election, that facts looks a lot more salient.

Monday, February 16, 2009

YEAR OF BEYONCE WATCH

Further Proof

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Israel's Elections

So, it's a near tie, with Kadima barely winning a plurality, but Likud and the parties to its right winning more seats. Not to put too fine a point on it, but all of those guys are assholes. Kadima and Labor started the Gaza war in order to show the Israeli electorate that they were tough enough on the Palestinians that the public didn't need to vote for Likud. This apparently had the result of boosting the right-wing so much that an Israeli Nationalist (ultra right) fringe party, Beiteinu, actually came out ahead of Labor, bumping them back to fourth place.

Nice going, Ehud, you fuck.

Whatever Israeli coalition forms out of this mess will look something like this:

Monday, February 09, 2009

Why Does Claire McCaskill Suck So Much? (4)

Amusingly for me, McCaskill merits ridicule in Kos's quick hits from today:
I'm so relieved that we have Sens. Claire McCaskill and Ben Nelson in our party protecting us from the tyranny of building and renovating schools. Oh, and life-saving medical care.
And remember, McCain won Nebraska by 15 points. Nelson's excuse to being a douche bag is that his state is horribly Republican. What's Claire's?

Hey, this guy's pretty smart

Watching the Obama press conference is surreal. I can't recall hearing Bush make a single comment as insightful as any of Obama's answers.

Madelyn points out that you can see him thinking. You can literally (Joe Biden!) see him thinking.

Update: Pssst, Mr. President. They're over there.

Dean for HHS

They make websites...

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Why Does Claire McCaskill Suck So Much? (3)

Show Me Progress (a local blog) and Matthew Yglesias are getting in on the act.

Man, lying in your twitter feed is some pretty sick shit, right?

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Friday, February 06, 2009

I'm confused

How did this not come out during the camepaign?

Why Does Claire McCaskill Suck So Much?

When I was working for the Obama Campaign, I was shocked to find that many of Missouri's Democrats (and these are hardcore activist types) actually like their Junior Senator.

People were not happy when I pointed out that she, in fact, sucks as a Senator. Her latest round of populist "let's cap executive pay" media blitz annoyed the shit out of me, since she has one of the most pro-corporate records of the Democrats in the Senate. I had hoped that the age of Obama would mean a change for McCaskill as well, considering how much she seems to like Obama personally.

Apparently not. I see plenty of Senators on that list from states that are a lot redder than Missouri, who have managed to get with the fucking program.

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Iowa's Junior Senator

You know, I've always liked Tom Harkin.

Makes me feel better about the $25 I gave him back in '03.