Friday, February 27, 2009

Cranky Old Man

John McCain's twitter feed (yes, it's really him) is hilarious.

Merry Christmas

We're leaving.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Post unSOTU Thoughts

1. I just finished reading Watchmen tonight, in preparation for the movie. It is as good as everyone says it is, although I'm kind of cheesed off at how much Heroes steals from the book.

2. I grabbed some carrot sticks for a snack before realizing that we're out of Ranch dressing. So, for the first time in my life, I ate Thousand Island. In case you're still living in the same ignorance that I was up until an hour ago, Thousand Island Dressing is, in fact, the Big Mac's "Special Sauce".

3. Buying fuel efficient vehicles for the feds, high-speed rail, and disaster preparation all seem like pretty fucking good ideas, if you ask me.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Who's Year Is It?

Not even nominated, Beyoncé managed to steal the show last night at the Oscar's.

And yes, Cadillac Records was a much better movie than any of the Best Picture nominees last night, let alone the contrived "poverty porn" Slumdog Millionaire.

I loved Sean Penn's acceptance speech, though.