Barack Hussein Obama

If Presidents renamed themselves after taking office like Popes do, I'm pretty sure Obama would be Abraham Lincoln II.

Open Letter #2

Dear Bryan,

You owe me $20. Cash or beer, delivered in front of as many mutual friends as possible.

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Open Letter #1

Dear Uncle Jim,

You owe me $20. Cash or beer, delivered in front of as many family members as possible.

kthzbai

Election Day

ZOMG JUST MAKE IT STOP. So tired. Want it all to end.

ZOMG LULZ

Howard's other ride is your mom.

I can't WAIT for the Election Night interview with Dean...

New Toy!

I am now the proud owner of a 4"x3" stamp of Obama's face.

If you come to Cherokee now I can put a stamp of Obama's face on YOUR FACE! Tell your friends...

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My NaNoWriMo.

I'm going to write a novel in November. My pace will pick up after the election. Blogging will slack.

Add me as a buddy if you're doing it. I work better with competition.

Voter Targetting?

I just got robo-called by the RNC... at the Obama Office.

A suggestion for Conservatives

I think the path back to power for the Republicans looks a little like this.

Election Haiku

From Slate's Bill Smee's:

McCain picked Palin.
Already 72.
Might die in office.

Cry, baby, cry

Charles meets Barack

Barkley for Governor

Sir Charles is planning on running for Governor of Alabama in 2014.

Forty-five years ago, this was the Governor of Alabama.

What a country.

Early Voting

Since my broadcast area is generally restricted to the St. Louis Metro area, you all should know that you can vote early every day up until the election.

People in St. Clair County go to the Belleville Courthouse downtown. People in St. Louis should go to 300 N. Tucker street and vote at the board of elections.

After you've voted, you can come volunteer at the Obama office on Election Day. It'll be super fun.

Law School

I'm starting to get e-mails from Law Schools offering me fee waivers if I'll apply to their schools. I figure that's a good sign.

How we begin our day

Every day until Nov. 4th.